The 10 Best Funny Baking Quotes

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Here is the 10 best funny bakingquotes we know. If you know something funnier share it with us in a comment. If you like our top 10 choices share it with your friends! They will certainly laugh out loud!

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“If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.” – Clint Eastwood

“I once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster.” – Rodney Dangerfield

“Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.” – Sam Levenson

“I once went to a restaurant and ordered a chicken salad sandwich and an egg salad sandwich to see which would come first.” – Fuad Alakbarov, Exodus

“Ahhh. Bed, book, kitten, sandwich. All one needed in life, really.” – Jacqueline Kelly

“I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.” – Rodney Dangerfield

“I’m quitting the business today. I’m going to open up an appliance store, I’ve always really been into toasters. I’m giving it all up.” – Dane Cook

“I love sandwiches. Let’s face it, life is better between two pieces of bread.” – Jeff Mauro

“Burn bread every day boy, no toaster.” – Drake

“Laughter is brightest, where food is best.” – Irish proverb