The 10 Best Funny Baking Quotes

10 Best Funny Baking Quotes

Do you like funny quotes? We do. Do you love to baking? We also do. Why don’t we combine those two things?

Here is the 10 best funny bakingquotes we know. If you know something funnier share it with us in a comment. If you like our top 10 choices share it with your friends! They will certainly laugh out loud!

10 Best Funny Baking Quotes

Funny Baking Quote # 1

“If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.” – Clint Eastwood

“If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.” – Clint Eastwood

Funny Baking Quote # 2

“I once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster.” – Rodney Dangerfield

“I once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster.” – Rodney Dangerfield

Funny Baking Quote # 3

“Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.” – Sam Levenson

“Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.” – Sam Levenson

Funny Baking Quote # 4

“I once went to a restaurant and ordered a chicken salad sandwich and an egg salad sandwich to see which would come first.” – Fuad Alakbarov, Exodus

“I once went to a restaurant and ordered a chicken salad sandwich and an egg salad sandwich to see which would come first.” – Fuad Alakbarov, Exodus

Funny Baking Quote # 5

“Ahhh. Bed, book, kitten, sandwich. All one needed in life, really.” – Jacqueline Kelly

Ahhh. Bed, book, kitten, sandwich. All one needed in life, really.” – Jacqueline Kelly

Funny Baking Quote # 6

“I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.” – Rodney Dangerfield

“I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.” – Rodney Dangerfield

Funny Baking Quote # 7

“I’m quitting the business today. I’m going to open up an appliance store, I’ve always really been into toasters. I’m giving it all up.” – Dane Cook

“I’m quitting the business today. I’m going to open up an appliance store, I’ve always really been into toasters. I’m giving it all up.” – Dane Cook

Funny Baking Quote # 8

“I love sandwiches. Let’s face it, life is better between two pieces of bread.” – Jeff Mauro

“I love sandwiches. Let’s face it, life is better between two pieces of bread.” – Jeff Mauro

Funny Baking Quote # 9

“Burn bread every day boy, no toaster.” – Drake

“Burn bread every day boy, no toaster.” – Drake

Funny Baking Quote # 10

“Laughter is brightest, where food is best.” – Irish proverb

“Laughter is brightest, where food is best.” – Irish proverb

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